Noah
viewers reviews
'Sentiment: Negative ☹️'
The only part of the bible this movie follows is that there's a man called Noah, there's an ark and a flood.First off I don't remember reading about Korg being in Genesis.
Second, Noah didn't try to kill a baby.
Third, some evil man didn't sneak on board.
Fourth, Korg and his friends didn't build the ark.
Fifth, there's no mention of the tablet with the instructions to build the ark.
Sixth, there's no mention of evolution in the bible.
.. Noah waited 100 years for the flood
... Noah was an old man at the time of the flood
... What's with the magic tape?TL;DR:
This movie is not biblical at all
'Sentiment: Negative ☹️'
Well this is the absolute proof that even with good actors you can make one of the worst movies of all time. Beyond the scenario that makes absolutely no logical or scenaristic sense (let alone any consistency about the underlying world in which this story is supposed to happen), this is overacted, the characters have no depth nor any kind of personality whatsoever. On top of that the colours and the lights are badly done.This is absolute crap of a movie that does not deserve any minute of anyone's time. Pass this movie and go see anything else out there, as anything else will bring you either a smile or a feeling, which this movie don;t provide.How to waste 100m budget...
'Sentiment: Neutral 😑'
This is so far biblically off track. The writer and director Darren Aronofsky is an atheist, he pulls in the Christian crowd and immediately flips them the bird. The only moment I enjoyed was the animals heading to the ark. I'm surprised actors with the caliber as these, thought this a worthy film
